Principles Of Fucking- An Overview Of A Simple Thing.

MUAH!!!

So I had to sit and think to myself about the Principles of Fucking that I hold for myself and any partner I now am inclined to include along for my shenanigans.

• Talking dirty - must have. 
• Playing dirty - must have.
• Sensuality - absolutely MUST have. 
• Submission - must be wielded. 
• Domination - must be accepted.
• Consideration - must exist.
• Freedom - is non-negotiable. 
• Communication - ironic as it is, goes without saying. 
• Respect - above all. 

There is nothing like a man rolling you over and driving his shaft right up in you and whispering "Right... Up... In... There... That's where I want you to feel me."

Father lord when you start sucking his dick during the movie and you hear the music change to something that starting action going on and you go to raise your head and suddenly "Don't you DARE stop sucking that dick, woman!"

Wait, you think only men can dirty talk? No, no, women can drag about 4 generations in a load out of his nuts with a few choice words when we ready to. I get told I say the most obscene fuckery when my buttons get pushed  according to The Stig anyway:

He has no proof of said Swedish, I'd like to point out. 

The only way we play is dirty- mind you, him and I probably have the closest relationship I've had with a lover in all my life, this man can tell you where I'm at in my menstrual cycle by the taste of my cum alone, and he freely tastes that ish like a chef tastes stew. There is no modesty in our love, and there is no unnecessary complications in it either, we simply are, it is not a relationship where we feel obligated to each other, we exist as two adults who understand each other and our needs (including the slap on the ass as I get out the car, the bite on the ass as I get out the car, the trip and landing face first mouth open on his dick when getting into the car, the bend over cuz I kept dropping the stupid quarter in the shower when he was passing by the bathroom door, the accidental thumb in the butt before dragging away the pillows, pulling back on my shoulder and whispering "Ho-Tron Transform" in my ears KNOWING that the roommates are right outside watching some shit on Netflix and he about to drive his dick into my soul and beyond because I sassed him about some shit that doesn't even matter but just don't tear the skirt!!) and we accommodate each other without the other drama that comes when adults decide to fuck.


Sensuality is so strange, it was a long time since a man did something I consider sensual, being real, it's not that they don't WANT to be, it's just that many really aren't naturally so, and it's not something I can teach a man. Luckily I have a rostered team member who glides through a session with the slickness of a hot razor through a block of butter. Clarkson.

This is the guy who plays before he slays, I mean sure he can throw you over the back of the couch and yank your panties to a side and bury his face in you from behind, but then, you don't get to see him relishing it.

This is a man who will hug you so lovingly you believe you've found Prince Fucking Charming (that exact title, ma'am) before gently placing a hand on your breast to push you backward, and proceed with the proceedings, mainly, slaughtering your pussy with his tongue. There is no mercy in his attack when he wants it to be remembered, all you can do is melt into his will.

Sensuality as a woman, well, as the woman I am, is not difficult, it takes minimum effort, quiet moment when he's focused on the screen and shift your body, while wearing only his shirt, so that your ass is half exposed while on your side. Look over your shoulder at him, trust me, once you move and that ass cheek pops up, all eyes on you, even the one in that fucking pants right now struggling with the two in his skull to focus on that mound of flesh calling for his touch instead of a fucking screen. Give a guy a lapdance just because you can, the dick is yours ain't it? Well, act like it. Grab that lil fucker and put him right between your ass cheeks and learn to dance on him without actually penetrating.

Yall think sex is only ever about the bang bang lulu pace, or slow sexy omg it's a movie pace, there are so many areas between there that can be used to seduce a lover, use them!

What? We play hard sometimes... 

Now I often reference submission and domination in my sexual conversations. Lemme clear this now, I am currently in a vanilla relationship, a long distance relationship, and I have 2 other NOT vanilla relationships. One I'm a sub in, the other a switch.

We all know our roles, and we all understand the power distribution and how it works best, this is something for us to work on with each other, like it would be something for you to work on with each other, I can offer no advice on how to do it.

I am free to do whatever the fuck I want, with consideration to my lovers. I never disrespect them or insult them as my lovers, they never have to feel as though I am pitting them against each other, we are honest about our feelings, relying on trust and open communication to relay our emotions to each other without hesitation. It's easy with The Stig and Clarkson because we have been linked as lovers much longer than May, Few other men in present society understand what freedom is, much less what it is for me. I glow when I am free. No judgment, no restraint. I glow when I am allowed to be myself without apology and without fear of exaggerated reaction to me saying "I keep thinking what it would be like to invite my girlfriend to watch us, you up for it?" They are free to do what pleases them as long as no harm comes to me or them, I didn't go through all the shit I have been through in life, just for anyone to come damage me now. I spent years rebuilding my being. I'll be a motherfucking munkey's uncle before I let anyone destroy my psyche or physical.

Without Respect we cannot go nowhere. I am fucking telling you. You could have the juiciest chunk of man meat between your legs, if you don't respect me, or I can't respect you, off is the general direction in which you can fuck. Real quick.


Respect is the one thing that makes all of this work you know, don't think just because I got 4 boyfriends means that I can ever disrespect any one of them. These men KNOW what they want in life, where they came from and what they will stand for, there is NO  substitution for RESPECT. 

No, we don't all live in one house, taking turns with who's bed I'd sleep in. No, I don't answer a phone and announce "Well, I just got off a dick, lemme call you back after I clean up." To them. (except maybe Stig because he's my favorite degenerate and he really does not care anyway, we cannot offend each other, simply cannot, too much groundwork was laid when we decided to finally get together, I could tell him I'm blowing the Pope and he would tell me hurry the fuck up he want's to go to dinner, that is US. I however would never make any kind of comment insulting his manhood, his being, in presence of any other man, and he would NEVER seek to insult my sexual appetite or degrade me for being who I am) We extend and receive respect, nothing less. Oh sure we make the most obscene jokes about each other, but, the lines have been drawn and have not be crossed, nor do we intend to.

We work on these principles, things that I have noticed are severely lacking from most monogamous relationships these days, people more concerned about the public's input in their shit than actually working on it.

I gave up on having public relationships because the public don't do one fuck for you when you need that real support. Public has opinions but they don't even know how to master their own shit.

That being said:

All of that shit I mentioned there is why I simply cannot be bothered to find new boyfriends, I got what I need.

When you get down to it, sex could never be about just shoving a cock in a crotch and going in and out. Could never be.

There has to be more for it to be truly an experience.

Find your own principles luvs.

I hunted for a good few years before I learned what mine were, even though, I still have more to learn. Life is not a stone, it is a river, and it flows until it stops. You take the trickle, the flow and the roar, each one teaching you something new. 

To Freak Or Not To Freak eh?

"...most women have it in their heads that sex is solely up to the man, he is supposed to make them cum. They don't know how to take ownership of their pleasure so when they don't climax, it's blame the man. They don't seem to understand if they do own that pleasure for themselves, and focus on it the end product is a culmination of greater pleasure for the dude."

This came up in a discussion with The Stig today after I expressed frustration at the concept of sexual freakiness being defined by women who merely are excited that they had sex outside, or have sex often. It lead to me pointing out that I feel most women are lied to by men, who don't tell them the truth about the fact that coitus in a particular position doesn't make it any freakier than in any other form.

A few nudes always get y'all so worried. 

I blame my other friend Shawn Dear for this, as he is the one who posted the meme asking women "on a scale of 1-10 how freaky are you?" The amount of 11s, 12s, 14s, 10+ to rattle on ...

These are the same women who would NEVER... make a sex video with their man or even take lunchtime nudes and send to their man.

Yep, they have multiple times stated, they would never do that, or anal sex, or swallow cum because it's nasty, they wouldn't even call him on their period just to suck his dick and be done, they don't have sex unless a man now run out the bath, can't have sex when people around, can't stick a finger in their butt, heaven forbid the man is a real freak and does a cum clean up and starts eating the pussy right after he spouts in it (oh sorry, did I not mention I was going to get raw as a motherfucker in this one? My bad), guy can't even risk suggesting a lil threesome with a sexy girl because "i is all the woman he need tho!" Ask them if they would fuck with a toy, "No! Nuh mock dick cahn do nain fuh me!" like seriously, HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU A FREAK IF THE ONLY THING YOU DO IS SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND GET FUCKED?

Don't even start telling me about how much you bend, flex and bounce... SHUT RIGHT THE RASSHOLE UP. SHUT UP. DON'T YOU DARE OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND INSULT ME.

Da Fuq are you feeling proud about?

You supposed to be doing that shit! You a grown ass woman, you ain't supposed to be laying there taking it, you are supposed be meeting him at least halfway in order to get this shit done right!!

You expect men to just up and wring dick in you, going and coming, oh in some of your defense, you would wake up and start playing with it and jump on and ride, HUZZAH FOR YOU SISTER, YOU FIGURED OUT STEP ONE OF NOT BEING A BORING FUCK... YAY.

But, so, erm, what about when you laying down doing absolutely nothing but looking like a pop down Hyacunth Bucket (YES I SEH HYACUNTH, WHAT!!) in her bibbidees, and you can't find it in yourself to up your long ass arms, and tweak a nipple on your own body? Rub a labia? Pop a digit in your butt? NOTHING?
Then you gonna jump on Snypa page talking about how much a freak you are.

You a freak when you add Hennessy? Then you ain't a freak, you just a woman who likes to get fucked when the lights are low and you're disoriented.

Why on earth would anybody need to tell you he wants to watch you palm and finger your own pussy? Why the fuck should he be begging you to spit on those nuts and twist your fucking wrist when you working that dick over? COMMIT TO THAT SHIT WOMAN!! WHAT IN THE WORLD OF BLUE BALLS AND BUSTING NUTS IS WRONG WITH YOU? 

Luckily y'all so fucking boring in bed that it definitely helped me to make the decision to quit horning y'all when I was younger, I ain't giving your fucking man an A+ fuck and all you doing is laying the fuck down and getting fat and sousey and I'm stuck picking up your slack. Get right the rasshole out.

Listen to rasshole me, I was a whole well paid Domme, part of my job was entertaining persons who wanted to explore out of the box. Guess what, the LEAST freaky shit I have seen live and direct in the club, was the woman who learned to pole dance for her man. Naked, in front of strangers. The most freaky shit included lube, paddles, restrains, a blind fold, and me trying not to get my hair gummy.

Y'all are NOT freaky. You hear me? You understand that? YOU ARE NOT FREAKY. You just have a houseful of nosy people, a suppressed sexuality, and natural curiosity towards what MIGHT be freaky. Which is fine, it's great. It means you're normal.

But, that's it. You're JUST NORMAL.

Being normal is PERFECTLY FINE. You don't have to like freaky shit, my god, it isn't a competition, everybody got their own tastes, some of us like to explore, some of us like to stay safe, but none of us need to be lying about who we are at this stage in life, soooooooooo skip that pretentious shit. Y'all the reason why men still lusting after the women who ain't afraid to talk smack and turn a church boy out.

Remember, being flexible, doesn't make you a freak. Fucking in the car once in a blue, doesn't make you a freak. If you flexible enough to lick your own clit, and you do, and if you fuck in the car, with the windows down on Spring Garden while hanging halfway out of the window while your girl driving and he just beating ... sure, then I might call you freaky. Otherwise, you just a little adventurous boo!!

Now, if you excuse me, Imma go rub on myself to some xnxx cuckholding cumshot clean up videos and imagine the cringing that occurred when you vanilla bitches put that category in with yuh gypsy asses.

A Love Letter To My Vagina

Dear HRV,

You are amazing, you know that?

I mean you have taken some pummeling in your life time, you have seen some dark days, you been up you've been down, you've been violated, you've been loved, and still you've given love, you've given birth, and you've never asked for anything.

There is a me without you, but there is no you without me. I've come to understand you, after years of hating you, after years of feeling intimidated by you, after years of not trusting you.

I've learned to cherish you, even on those days where I feel like you've been sent to terrorize me, even on the days that I think I deserve better than you, even when you woke me up and I was uncomfortable and you were cramping, you deserved my adoration at long last.

Sometimes, I joke that I should have had a penis, instead of you, but what would I have done with one? By now it would have dropped off or gone limp.

The things you have achieved have shown me that I myself am ignorant, I am afraid, and I am incomplete in my finality. For heaven's sake, you pushed out 8.7 lbs of human, and we won't discuss the amount of human you have taken, including the ones you did warn me against but I being an abysmal romantic, refused to listen. You are my number one player, and I love you.

I love the way you quiver when approached by a knowing adversary, how you give each one the appropriate and welcomed reward. I adore the way you challenge a lover to caress your grooves while plunging through your resistance to the very core of your rebellion and with no apologies I am in love with the very look of you.

You and your beauty are worth every whisper of praise given, you are worth every drop of spent bliss and to be completely honest, I have no idea why I haven't spent more time loving you, for myself.

She is without shame, the most
beautiful part of me. Her Royal Velvet

Sharing you on occasion is worth the idea of the invasion and possible threat of mutiny because you simply bask in the affections of others like a sinfully spoilt brat, now accustomed to the finest treatment and most extravagant nourishment. I have come again, to love the adoration of your suitors as much as I love you.

Forgive me for the many times I have starved you, or have fed you what you thought to be garbage, and I will forever find you the most wonderful, and complete little kitten ever.

Sincerely,
Me.

Sometimes We Need A Lil Thug Loving

My usual argument is I'm not ghetto.

But I suffer and endure a love hate contrary affection to Barbadian urban men. 

In essence, I am infatuated with those thug types on the higher scale of intelligence. 

I admit it, I find them refreshingly creative, ambitious and viciously intelligent. Obviously you realize I'm not speaking about those idiots that rise at 7 am to sit on the block and watch the catties pass, who been selling 5 bags for the last 10 years and still only own the latest fashions, a few cheap hats, and a phone bought only because it can WhatsApp and share videos of sexy Bitches they dream of bulling til she ancestors weep. 

I mean the others.

 The guys who go to work. Who quick to jump in a conversation about the effect of over taxing a nation in denial about it's obvious employment dilemma (the dilemma where in the private sector, where they work, there are two options. Go to work and bust yuh ass for bosswoman peanuts, and hear how lazy black ppl are because they only putting in a 40 hour week for somebody else, at minimum wage, still got rent to pay, children to support, groceries to buy, and keep themselves looking decent, but can't start up their own lil business OR, try to start their own lil thing, but can't get legit funding because the system doesn't accommodate "niggas" with ambition, so they use what they have access to, to spring board them... Often, getting caught up in the success of the illegitimate)

Those are the men I am drawn to. So it pains me when one of the other idiots, the plebeians who so caught up in the street image, the ghetto life rhetoric, disturbs my early morning meditation with their vapid conversation starting with " u... U sexy yuh, good morning. Psssst. Psssst sexy rasta ting. Girl I would..." 

You would what, bitch?

You would what? 

Stick your dick in me the one time, in your condom filled with stone, and try to prove you're a man by moving my uterus? All the time thinking you've established something impressive? You would keep my pics to share with your boys on the block and tell them how you tore my pussy up and had me bawling? 

You would what? 

Start a conversation telling me I'm sexy, then ask me for my WhatsApp, to find out I live in convenience of you coming over and liming and getting down to putting my ankles by your ears on my own bed so you don't have to worry about the fact that you don't even own a bed? 

Where's the rest of the package? Where's the depth of character?? All you lil hebitches doing the same thing, looking just like each other, with your washcloths tied under your chins, in your tight cut off jeans, and light wife beaters, corner of the washcloth between your teeth, pulled down over your faces, hiding the insecurities of being lost little boys, struggling to find manhood. 

Yet, not realizing that your brothers, who sit on the very same block, under the very same shed, playing the very same spades at 11pm, smoking the same weed you sell, in their muted fashionable clothing, laughing as you whip out your phone to show them my picture, and tell them how you would make me hear... Not realizing those same brothers, putting in the work to undo your fucking failings. 

They hate to read just as much as you do, so they watch YouTube. The learn how to do whatever, they find documentaries, they know how to start a conversation or join one, and they know how to talk dirty just like you. 

They have all intentions of getting into a woman's panties, right after they get into her mind. 

Yet, fuckboys, every single time one of you open your fucking mouthes, you force the street men, the educated thugs, backward by 3 fucking steps. 

So I'm asking on behalf of those of us women who love the "street niggas" who know what the fucking word vapid actually means, that you little, insignificant, twat swoggling, single celled testicular mishaps ease the fuck up on the opening of your mouthes. 

Sit the fuck down, Hebitch. Shut the fuck up, fuckboy. 

I'm tryna see that smart thug behind you. With yuh loud rasshole.

Struggle of a Big Ass Chic

Woman

You have a large, shapely posterior.

It captures the attention of everyone around as long as it's visible.

You should hide it.

It's distracting.

It's too sexy.

Men can't control themselves because of it.

Seriously, put it away.

You whore.

You just gonna stand there with that thing in everybody's sight.

Slut.

No man will want a woman who has such a dominant physical attribute.

At least not on display like that.

Woman.

You're what's wrong with society, with yuh big ass.

- Arte

The Pomposity Of Nepotism Within The Public Service Of This Little Rock - (Or The Fact That Bajans Appearing More and More Sheeplike When Faced With Blatant Bullshit)

Pretty little buses all in a row.

A few years ago I chanced to get on a St. Patrick's bus, and we got all the way to Sheraton Centre, going towards St. Patrick's. A little old lady got on, flashed her ID card, and stood beside the driver as the bus was full to capacity, I remember it being rush hour, and the bus was hot, and crowded, I was a few steps away from the driver, standing with my headphones in as usual, just bobbing my head along as I usually do to make it through the ordeal of being on board a bus with so many bodies pressing here and there.

It took two songs about 3 minutes in length before I realized the driver had turned his engine off, and was casually picking his fingernails, I mean in the most nonchalant manner at the height of the evening rush hour when the working public, parents, students, everybody hustling to get home.

Then the cussing began, "BUS MAN WHA IS DE PROBLEM? WE WAHN GET HOME, TRY AND MOVE DE BUS!" I pulled out my headphones and stretched this way and that until I could see the driver, who was still just there casually seated, drumming his finger tips on the steering wheel, seemingly lost in thought.

The little old lady was trying to push herself down in the bus through the sheer mass of us in the front, and as she reached my side, I blurted out exactly what I thought the issue was.

"So, NONE of you here in the front of the bus are gonna get up and give mums a seat??? Those seats are for her not you!!!"

If you could have heard the sucking of teeth, the under breath cursing, the genuine disgust from the most of us standing, you would have been proud.

Not one of the persons occupying the 7 or 8 side on seats at the front of the bus were elderly, pregnant, or disabled, nor carrying a child. Other passengers echoed my sentiments and the driver took his defiance even further.

Mr Driver got up, pulled out the keys, and disembarked from the Government Of Barbados' Transport Board Bus, with the most serene facial expression I had seen up to that point.

To be honest, I was very frustrated, but not at him, in fact, I was quite impressed with him. People began cussing him and carrying on, the way you know they will, eventually he answered.

" If Gran doesn't get a seat, I am not moving this bus, I don't care if they bring Ghandi himself! "

I was in stitches because I had never heard anyone use that term.

Eventually the little old lady got a seat, even though she fussed that she was strong enough to stand, one of the kind, thoughtful individuals in the front of the bus actually did get up and stand so she could sit.

Which brings me to August 12th 2014, and my friend Terrance Holder's encounter with a driver highlighted by a video of him and a driver going at it.

Of course that video has gained more than 1200 comments, 4200 shares in and around the region, in fact, the world.

Now, I have been active in my natural personality on that post, cussing here, there and everywhere because I am incensed to the blatant truths being shoved in my face on this thread.

see for yourselves
Some of those truths being as follows:

Much of the social media viewing public in this region are either illiterate, or just plain lazy, they are also cowards.
Too many people rather just roll over and get cursed out, than take a stand, for fear of being targeted, by boisterous persons IN REALITY, because, well, that's what we do, and finally,
There is no sense of ethics in many members of our work force, not just the public servants, the ENTIRE workforce, there is a reason why I say this, since the beginning of the thread we have seen Terrance's character been attacked, he has been told he's trying to provoke the driver into a confrontation in an attempt to defame his - the driver's - otherwise pristine reputation, he's been told he's breaking the law by recording the driver's outbursts and communicating with him, and finally he's been told he should have been put off the bus.

What appears particularly distressing about this situation is the fact that aside from a very apologetic member of staff from Transport Board, the humble and soft-toned Sherphene Waithe, who has apologized -she did so BEFORE the matter was addressed by the relevant authorities- for his behavior (the driver), and one other who publicly chided the driver for his behavior, which for all to view, is raucous and obscene, and directly contravenes with the mission statement of the fifty eight year old establishment of the Barbados Transport Board, the amount of people who support this driver's actions and words, is one too many.

From fellow drivers at the Barbados Transport Board, to senior members of the journalism family, have displayed the essence of poor countryman-ship and judgment, actually, if you follow the thread through its nearly two week lifespan, Mr. Holder has been cursed, poisonously, by members of staff, proud to announce that they have been employed by the transport board for quite a few years, in the case of Derek Goodridge and his scathing display of pomposity, with absolutely NO regard for the image of the Barbados Transport Board, in fact, his piece of horse fodder is written with the opening sentence of  "I joined transport board in 2007..." and ends in " ..call the minister of transport and works, you pussy."

Just to be certain I did not misread his comments, I captured the screens, this man and the driver share a common factor. I don't personally know if it's fueled by our society's blatant and significant nepotism, OR, if its just how ignorant some people are.


The pressing question remains, is The Transport Board going to discipline its subordinates in any way?
As it seems, to us the public, they have no control over the staff they chose not to make redundant, in fact, these subordinates seem to be the ones running the state owned company, not the managers, and definitely not the minister.

Meanwhile, those of us in the public who choose to speak out, and represent ourselves, demanding better of them, might just have to sit here, with our rear ends biting, for just a little while longer.

Bubbling Pot Of Expectations.

I have never hidden the fact that I preferred to date younger men, in fact I made that common knowledge for most of my adult life. 

I found myself attracted to the virility of youth, the power of a younger man's ego and convictions, their zest for more in life and the fact that they were not jaded so, we often had more time to enjoy each other. 

Of course then I deviated from this pattern, and got impregnated by someone slightly - not significantly - older than I, resulting in a complete reboot of what I thought had been my final programming. 

Fast forward, I am now a thirty year old woman. 

Do you know what that means for me? 

You don't ? 

Neither do I. 

"youthful virility" ... go on ... judge me.

Honestly I went through the panic before I turned 30, worrying that I had achieved absolutely nothing besides becoming a single mother and disappointing my own mother further by being unwed and underachieving in any set career mode. Then the big day came and honestly, it was over so quickly and my mind adjusted to telling people " I'm 30 " without so much as even a blink to calculate. 

The major changes came though, I became quite aware that I am playing the ass with my time, and also aware that I have been hitched to shit that is also not worth my time. 

So I began to hustle like there's no tomorrow. 

I have officially been unemployed since October, but haven't actually been out of work for any more than 2 weeks at a time, making enough for the period that I am employed within to hold me over, once things were good. 

I began taking a microscopic view of my "relationships", and realized that the main one was a waste of time. It was not growing in any direction. Completely moribund, to be honest. 

Get your minds outta the gutter, it is a measurement regarding intellectual
... erm... growth? 

My sexual interests were replaced by an extreme hunger for intellectual challenge and emotional capability. I am an alpha-female, the glaring truth remains that there is no male, incapable of forming a basic conversation with me regarding public issues, who remains soft and malleable under my ferocity and unwavering bellicose attitude, that is capable of being involved with me for a period of time longer than seven months. 

As nature would have it, the stars aligned that fateful night of the first Blood Moon/ Lunar Eclipse. 

Long story short, I ended up meeting someone so dynamic they have continued to leave me hungry to sidle up into their mind, and just get inside that head of his and run around naked until I am intimately familiar with every corner dark and light. 

Here's the big kicker for me.. 

annnnnnnnnnd just like that... they done fucked me right up.
Ton and a Half of bullshit... how am I supposed to choose here?

He's 10 years older than I. 

Not much to you eh? 

Since I turned 18, I have only ever been seriously involved, with 2 men 6 years my senior, never a day more, and my BEST relationship, - security, dexterity, lack of conflict, support, attraction and raw affection outweighing all others- was with a guy 2 years my junior. For me, ten years is a massive leap. Ten years is the culmination of all my fears of him wanting to control me, to own me, to possess me, and losing my identity in his, ten years is the difference between stamina and lethargy, ten years is me wanting to go out and shake my ass every now and then, maybe hit a strip club, and a man telling me he's not into that so I MUST stay home to keep up the appearance that I am the doting and controlled girlfriend. 

That ten year difference has terrified me out of talking to many a man in the past, because right out the gates they all demonstrated, both verbally and non-verbally any three or more of my fears. 

Then I met him, at a blasted bondage themed party of all places, and he made me question everything I thought I knew. 

Conversations were ripe, conflicting opinions were met with perfervid debate and never ending cycles of conversation which feel so natural I have to remind myself ... "OLD BOY IS RIGHT ON THE CUSP OF OVER THE FUCKING HIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! " and then poke in a quick jib to bring us both back to reality. 

The real shocker is his appreciation of my candor and dismally disguised abruptness, he relishes it, like a man who has been fed simple gruel every day for years, and then he's introduced to lasagna. In fact, he matches it, completely comfortable baring all his sins for me to pick whichever I find distressing, of course this process takes time, as we're feeling out the terrain that we will be walking upon.

We have gotten to the point where it has been stated " every relationship begins with this excitement, then that quickly wanes, and complacency takes over, the difference with us should at least be the fact that neither of us seems to be the least bit interested in getting so comfortable, as to get bored with the other." 

... 

Just like that I'm off on another adventure, and I think I might like my new company more than any other. 

My expectations have never been lower, as I expect nothing. Only honesty, and he seems mature enough to understand and deliver on that.